University of Arizona James E. Rogers College of Law

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 05.10.16

* "None of us can stand by when a state enters the business of legislating identity and insists that a person pretend to be something or someone they are not." The Justice Department and North Carolina have traded dueling pleadings over HB2, the so-called "bathroom bill." AG Loretta Lynch's press conference announcing the DOJ countersuit was nothing short of awe-inspiring. [New York Times] * Just one week after threatening to strip Arizona Law from access to its law school applications and admissions clearinghouse, the Law School Admission Council is backing down, saying it will "maintain the status quo" until the ABA makes a decision on the validity of the GRE over the LSAT as a law school entrance exam. [WSJ Law Blog] * "On behalf of the Section of Family Law, we pose the following question: WHAT PART OF 'NO!' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?" Lawyers are still deeply opposed to non-lawyer ownership of and investment in law firms, and they're apparently not afraid to stand up and let the ABA know how they really feel about it. [On the Case / Reuters] * After only two days of trial, a judge has dismissed the ultra-salacious case filed by Manuela Herzer challenging 92-year-old Sumner Redstone's mental competence. The media mogul's lawyers now intend to sue Herzer and another of his former flames to recover $150 million in cash and gifts he gave to them. [Los Angeles Times; Variety] * "Thank you, Mr. Boies, that was an unadulterated pleasure." You might have missed the finale of The Good Wife this weekend, but this Biglaw celebrity made time to appear on the show for a cameo role as himself. David Boies of Boies Schiller appeared as an expert witness for about 30 seconds in the first half of the episode. [Big Law Business]

By Staci Zaretsky
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 05.02.16

* Arizona Law's plans to scrap the LSAT in favor of the GRE has angered the Law School Admission Council terribly. In fact, LSAC's general counsel says the school's new policy may violate the organization's bylaws, so it may boot Arizona Law from its membership, thereby cutting the school out of its applications and admissions clearinghouse. We'll have more on this news later today. [Wall Street Journal (sub. req.)] * Tom Brady of the New England Patriots hasn't filed an appeal of the Second Circuit's reinstatement of his four-game suspension yet, but you can bet your ass that it's coming soon, because the quarterback just made the ultimate Hail Mary legal hire by adding Ted Olson to his team of lawyers. Sports fans can look forward to a bid for an en banc Second Circuit hearing, or even a possible flea flicker to the Supreme Court. [NBC Sports] * "Republicans haven't been satisfied to simply hobble the court's ability to function. In recent weeks, they have gone to remarkable lengths to impugn the integrity of the justices and thus the legitimacy of the court." The New York Times Editorial Board has a piece that essentially begs Republicans to stop their shenanigans, give Judge Merrick Garland a hearing, and "rescue the Supreme Court from limbo." [New York Times] * Law firm merger mania is already in full bloom this spring, but which Biglaw firm was one of the first to bite the bullet? It looks like it's Husch Blackwell, which is merging with Milwaukee-based Whyte Hirschboek Dudek, effective July 1. The combined firm will have more than 700 attorneys, 19 offices, and it will likely be among the country's 100 top-grossing law firms. We hope redundancy layoffs won't follow. [Journal-Sentinel] * "We respect other professors' point of view, but it's less than (8 percent) of the academic faculty." Some professors are outraged over Mason Law being renamed after the late Justice Antonin Scalia, but the university isn't budging, and plans to stick with its new name since administrators "believe that the Antonin Scalia Law School, once it's approved, will be one of the top law schools in the country." [Big Law Business] * Law students, you make think you know what a gunner is, but you haven't met this prodigy yet. Eighteen-year-old Ahmed Mohamed will be the first student to attend the University of Southern Florida College of Medicine and the Stetson University College of Law at the same time. If you hurry, you may be able to convince this genius to join your study group. You'll surely be the envy of all of your new friends. [ABC Action News]

By Staci Zaretsky
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 01.21.15

* Nothing is f*cked here, Judge: With first-class flights, alcoholic beverages, and hotel movies already nixed, lawyers who worked on the City of Detroit's municipal bankruptcy case are now being forced to defend their multi-million dollar billables. [WSJ Law Blog] * "It's important to have different perspectives in Congress. It really adds a lot to the mix." That said, which law schools are the best at producing lawmakers? You may be surprised by some of the schools that made the list. [National Law Journal] * “Going to law school is still a great option," says the dean of the University of Arizona James E. Rogers College of Law, a school whose 25th percentile LSAT scores dropped by six points year over year. Toss UA Law a pity application. [Daily Wildcat] * Per the defense in the Aurora movie theater massacre case, the prosecutor's "insistence upon the death penalty certainly seems politically motivated" -- that, or maybe James Holmes deserves the death penalty for killing 12 people. [ABA Journal] * By now, everyone's heard of the woman who's planning to "marry" her biological father and move to New Jersey. Believe it or not, incestual adult relationships are actually legal in the Garden State thanks to a legislative screw-up. [NJ Advance Media]

By Staci Zaretsky